Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Someone needed a phone, and you brightened their spirit by supplying one. Your mission was a smashing success! Merry Xmas!
azhein 0
it sounds like you brightened someones day
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Comments (24)
IAmScrewedd 0
They love how you think they need this...
DocBastard 40
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
FYLDeep 26
GTFOutta here Rick Moranis
yummycupcakegirl 0
your phone made someone happy:)
22cute 17
I'll bet the new phone brightened their spirits, rite?
Vlieto23 8
now that's entertainment!
rlTlk 13
That sucks, but YDI for leaving your things unattended/not locked up when not on you personally.
bittersweettttt 0
really sucks
pipinya 8
Hey, I'm sure you've brightened someone's spirits, though Job well done?
Ilikepie82479 20
Well at least that guy is happy now, he has a new phone