gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
SeaSick
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
MC18 0
awkward...
Asilum 0
holy Crap! !!! are there dolphins on the cruise
ladiesman219 4
it would have been funnier if he said April FOOLS, well since your single again make him jealous
dempsy_isa_tank 0
bring a "date" back to the room? :)
silvic84 0
that's so champion... note my sarcasm... fail loser! don't do it
scottishandrew1 0
well played sir
what_a_drag 0
wow kick his ass out of the room.....let him figure out what to do and where to sleep for the rest of the cruise..find yourself a new guy. what a dick
sourgirl101 29
When ever I've been on a cruise, I was barely in my cabin. There's soooo many things to do. Live it up and have fun clubbing and sleeping under the stars!(:
candraleann 0
holy shit
maddiester 5
gee, well he's a jerk. Leave him out the room or something.
kwolf96 0
hi
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
sourgirl101 29
I going on a cruise to the Bahamas in June and currently dieting to make up for those 10 pounds I'm going to gain following those very steps.(:
sourgirl101 29
I going on a cruise to the Bahamas in June and currently dieting to make up for those 10 pounds I'm going to gain following those very steps.(:
sunnysurfchick 0
not your best advice doc. sorry but true.
FarSide 23
Damn #36. I'd hate to be the one hitting your fat thing at the end of the trip...
MellyLuck1484 7
if his cc is paying for the room... build up that tab! If it's yours, make sure he doesn't do the same!!