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gRRRrr 1 April 2011, 17:35 United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

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Christian 28 September 2013, 15:21 United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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nomoresbfun 22 February 2010, 06:31 United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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Grrrawrwtf 3 June 2012, 04:25 United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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pabj208 22 December 2015, 16:53 United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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SeaSick 15 February 2010, 05:03 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML

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dumped 17 April 2011, 21:12 South Africa

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

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Anonymous 25 May 2023, 06:00 Atlanta, United States

Don't back down, double down

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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Anonymous 27 September 2009, 12:17 United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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anonymous 12 October 2011, 06:11 Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

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Nanabanana1 7 February 2012, 01:23 United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Happygofucky 0

1 April 2011, 22:39

Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!

DocBastard 40

1 April 2011, 23:27

Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.

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greyzero 0

2 April 2011, 21:23

If its a prepaid room, that sucks... If you can charge shit to it that he has to settle up at the end, I say make some friends and buy everything around.

FuzzMonkey 0

2 April 2011, 22:30

it's your fault, you retard. why wouldn't you wait?

NYR1926 0

2 April 2011, 23:31

were you going to propose on the cruise ship?

GrandpaSmith 4

3 April 2011, 00:27

I hear you!! That sucks!! I took my wife on a 32nd anniversary cruise to Alaska. She invites our daughter, age 30, to come along. Then my wife has every dinner and shore excursion with our daughter, sneaking out and leaving me alone. She even sleeps with her in our cabin. I was so bummed that I did retail therapy in Juneau and came back with an Omega and a diamond ring for MYSELF.