gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
SeaSick
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
llZombiell 5
Not that bad. When I dumped my ex it took him almost a year to move out.
bellaec825 4
hurl his ass overboard
sk3l370n 0
take the talented mr ripley approach
JFCTheDeadWalk 0
He will get back with you when the cruise is done. Anyone?I am taking bets :p
teeheelicious 2
well hes smart...
italiantechno20 0
OVERBOARD!!
Georgie_chick 0
what a dumbass
blupickl3s 0
Heading to Falmouth by any chance? :-)
tbonea1990 0
well have fun
Dean_king 0
you should get laid that'll make him feel like shit lol