gRRRrr
United States
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Christian
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
nomoresbfun
United States
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Grrrawrwtf
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
pabj208
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
SeaSick
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
dumped
South Africa
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Don't back down, double down
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Top comments
Happygofucky 0
Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!
DocBastard 40
Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.
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Comments (153)
burntloyalty 4
Well he's an ass, tell him to go sleep in a supply closet or better yet there's always overboard
lmaoatall 6
simple, if there's an extra bed, push it in the hall and place is belongings on it. or, better yet... you have a balcony room? hhhhmmm
UpsidedownKayak 9
That's about the worst timing for a break up. I am going to agree with sourgirl and say find something to do and keep your mind distracted. You will go crazy if you just sit there staring at each other.
BellaGoBoom 6
Maybe it's because you make him take you on cruises. How about a good, old fashioned movie? No? Alright.
Leo518 0
or maybe she took Him on a cruise. I don't think he would pay money for cruise just to break up with her.
BellaGoBoom 6
Grr for teh double post. Sorry.
Johnson925 2
it's either April fools or he really didn't think that one all the way through.... wait let me correct myself.... he didn't think about that one at all
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Boner
Miss_Michaela 10
And some *hard* time in jail.. No?
emily14swim 0
what did youdo to piss him off to the point of where he couldn't take it? what is he planning on doing?
playboyintown 4
cruises aren't romantic anymore ;)
OMG_N3RD 0
Agree
T3P33_fml 0
I must ask in which universe/dimention does a dog fetch a stick for a bunny...
FarSide 23
@56 keeping taking hits until your posts make sense.
Fatalally 4
56 - I'm assuming that was for MissBunny, wrong FML though.