Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
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loveleafs16 0
awe, you poor thing! im so sorry to hear that!!!!!! you are NOT overweight. Screw that guy! Theres someone much better out there for you!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Ouch...what a dick. And that chair just had to go and be the icing on the excrement cake, huh? That's rough.
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TastelessAli 0
Good lord, 130 = overweight!!?!!?!?!? What is this world coming to?
magz123 0
actually 130 is p
nikapples 0
First of all, he is a jerk for dumping you like that. He was just so tactless. He could have stated it in a better and less-offending way. Second, don't listen to what people say about your weight. This might sound REALLY cheesy, but whether you weigh 130 pounds or less or more, you are beautiful and there's someone out there who is right for you...just not THAT guy.
dan81892 2
he's gay.
speeddemon12 0
dont think anything of the chair incident, it was probroly reallly old because 130 is not overweight. your boyfriend is an ass
BadLuckTuck 0
I'm 14 and weigh almost 200 lbs. You're not fat :)
pygmalion_fml 4
It's pretty ridiculous seeing a lot of the comments on this page. I'm not sure why I'm even commenting when I know the demographic responding to this post quite obviously consists of terribly uneducated preteens attempting to boost their self-esteem by mocking others. Weight cannot be used to judge someone's figure or health. BMI cannot be used to judge someone's figure or health. Muscle weighs a lot more than fat. Someone who is physically fit is going to weigh a lot more than someone the same size who is nothing but flab. I'm 5'1. I weigh around 140 lbs. I'm a size 2/3. I've spent my life as a gymnast, martial artist, and junior Olympian. Most women I've met who have the same height and weight as me are a size 14. Most women I've met who are the same clothing size as me weigh around 30 lbs less than I do. Moral of the story? Unless someone wants to give you their exact body measurements online, you have no right to comment on their figure. Doing so just makes you look like the ignorant attention-seeking bunch that you are.
ariel_007 0
It all depends how tall she is and she might be big-boned. There is a difference you know.
ariel_007 0
How sweet! Is this your way asking women on a date?
xXSmexiRainbowXx 0
Not nessicarily. It depends on the age. For a 5'6 teenage girl the average weight should be between 120 -140 lbs.