Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
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Hellcrapdamn 0
I was going to ask why the **** his pants were down, but I see that's been covered already.
wuthering 0
If this is true - you probably don't have a job anymore. Here's hoping you have tenure.
noonie0444 0
judging from the fact that he lives in south dakota there probably werent any near by gas stations,especially if the bus ride is 20+ miles long for the students.
colourmealy 0
could'nt you walk a bit farther out? or at least pee behind your car so anyone passing can't see your bottom half
DirtyDiana_fml 0
This is bullshit! 20 miles away? halfway through.. kids live 10 miles away from school GTFO.
Dillybar 0
I have people in my school from all over the county--some over half an hour away most likely.
NorfolkDude 2
I don't think you were the geography teacher.
Sorrel 0
I call foul, you would have to be a horrible teacher to arrive late enough to have your kids pass you on their way to the school.
lexiBRo 0
When I was in high school the kids riding the bus all arrived by 7 even though school didn't start until 730 so it isn't fair to assume that because the bus was beating him he must have been late.
jonny2x4 0
Are you the kind that has to get naked to use the toilet?
MadeOfAwesome 1
There's a reason why Mommy tells you to go potty before leaving the house
anonacs 0
No one stands on the road, you hide behind the car.