Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
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Comments (167)
sarah2144 14
I moderated this one! :D It made me laugh.
8IGHTY8 0
teacher teacher ... why were u watering the land ???? lol
Shyman4ever 0
Fail, real men don't bring there pants down while they're peeing. Only 7 year old do that.
mattfcuk 0
only in south dakota would that happen
MiniatureMayhem 0
1) Why were your pants down? 2) Why was there a bus that drives 20 to and from school? In my area, the buses don't go much further than a 2-mile radius.
DameGreyWulf 1
Exactly, in YOUR area. In our area, twenty miles and further is how it is for some kids. And a two-mile radius is really small lmfao
flinkpamingo 0
Yes, I guess it just depends on where you live. Our nearest Starbuck's is over 200 miles away. The nearest mall of any size (more than 20 shops) is about that as well. You just learn to make due. Sounds like you are rural as well. Not a bad life for me. Hope the same for you.
klesskapet 0
Omg, if you were my teacher, it would totally make my day xD
lexiBRo 0
When I drive through central florida on the turnpike there is definitely a sign that says next exit 40miles, and there are no gas stations or rest stops for the entire 40miles . If you live in an area like that you just make sure you have enough gas to get your from point A to point B. I don't see what is so difficult about that.
fretforyerlatte 0
seriously, what guy pulls his pants all the way down? who do you think you are, Butters?
holy_crap 0
if u still had 20 miles to go, those kids must be from out of town or something, cuz that's a long way to go
moonlight_daze 8
Not necessarilly. He lives in South Dakota. For a large hunk of land, there aren't very many people living in South Dakota!
dreamchaser 0
exactly what i thought!