Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML
Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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PoolOfIck 0
wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors
cxp119 0
Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?
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thingymajig 0
look on the bright side: at least you're a man!
zapskimmer 0
youch
DameGreyWulf 1
It's weird how many of you think that it's impossible for a school to just be situated in the middle of a bunch of small towns rather than in each of them. Or that it was a joint school between two towns. It's cheaper than everyone getting their own school for about one hundred students total. If this were the case, OP was driving in the country to teach at his school. Peeing in the middle of no where is acceptable, but dumb ass didn't stay out of view.
bexox 0
It's in South Dakota, so I'd say that's very likely.
bskballa92 0
why didnt you just stick it through the hole in your pants?
aback 5
I think he's trying to imply that his dick is SO HUGE that it can't possibly fit through the fly. He has to take his pants all the way down to take a leak. If it was an inch larger, he'd have to take his pants entirely off and throw them into the next county to piss. Right.
guitarman1998 0
OMFG I AM ROFLMAOING RIGHT NOW 31!!!!!
Paige_Nicole10 0
damn that sucks.. most deff fyl
baseball_34 0
I bet you were aroused
Ballafo 0
Fake. Why would the school bus be 20 miles away from the school?
survivalism 0
Oh, any one of about a thousand reasons. Seriously?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Have you ever freaking stepped out of a major city?? I have news for you, in the countryside, sometimes it's farther away than 20 miles!!
curryndricegirll 0
he was in the countryside and couldn't find a tree to stand behind while he peed?
flinkpamingo 0
Apparently you have never lived in a rural area. I lived in an area where the kids rode the bus 80 miles in to school (a county high school) AFTER thery drove 50 miles to get to the bus. Remote, yes. Impossible, no. In our state that is more the norm than not in the rural areas. Lots of country schools too.
justmyluck1212 0
if ur a "Mr" teacher, why didnt u just unzip instead of going all the way?
redbluegreen 41
I was just thinking that. OP: Really? All your students?
CheshireHalli 19
My school is situated in between several areas, and it is up to 30~40 miles away from the sschool. Not fake. OP: FYL.
xcuppcakee 0
Why didnt you go behind bushes or anything ? YDI for just goin on the side of the road
ChildrenOfFilth 12
There probably wasn't any bushes around or he just could not hold it in
EMR_fml 0
South Dakota is mostly badlands meaning barren rock with a few strands of stunted grass so there were probably no bushes around