Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Luckster 0
Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.
MaximumRide 0
Wow.......FYL
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Comments (220)
gc_fml 0
the women's driving comments are only a response to the growing amounts of misandry/men bashing of today, lichen. But both sides are idiots anyway. Men are not the enemy, and women aren't either. We're really not much different.
lichen_fml 0
If you can't tell the difference between exasperation at the ignorance on this website and large scale misandry, I'm sure the fight for equality will not miss you.
emmasophia 0
Like in The Office when Micheal drives into a lake 'cause the GPS said so!
barlessprison 16
bad drivers.
crzygrl90218 0
Rofl that is great just fantasticvsorry about the car =^(
Eldorko 0
Hey, at least the other driver stuck around and didn't drive away.
cd_130 0
That just proves men are better at driving then women !!!!! Haha
Vilen1025 0
I laughed my ass off at this.
Intoxicunt 6
That's a chick. :)
bai_ley20 0
wow. i love how like, over half of the comments are stereotypical. fml comments never stay on track. lol.
takeastop 0
haha, hope you have a good relation ship and don't end up posting another fml about your relation ship