Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Luckster 0
Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.
MaximumRide 0
Wow.......FYL
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niccos 0
Wow women are such great drivers...
NothingToGein 0
If you're too ******* stupid to realize that there's no turn where your navigation system says, you probably should drive off a cliff. Honestly. I've used them before, and they're about 100-500 feet off, usually before the turn happens. That's why you WATCH THE ROAD and not the screen. That's why it also gives you the street name, you dumbass. If there's no road, don't turn. It's a relatively simple concept that most males seem to compehend pretty easily. Stupid bitches not knowing how to drive... honestly.
LeCielNousAide 7
excuse me? i can follow my GPS JUST FINE so shut the f***k up! it is not just men that can use technology, in fact i'm pretty good with it myself. and i'm a girl! way to stereotype, you obnoxious jerk!
NothingToGein 0
Well congratulations, you'e one of the few. This kinda shit happens way more to women than it does to men. That's a fact. Women are also proven to have less adapted spacial skills, which is key to driving. Not all women are bad drivers, but they are proven to be worse drivers than men. I've never heard of a guy who turned off a road cause his GPS told him to. This is about the tenth time I've heard of a woman doing this. Oh wait, excuse me, that's not bad driving, that's just being a ******* dumbass. Oops.
coloredsoup 0
statistically, more guys than girls cause accidents
LeCielNousAide 7
thank you! and btw, i've been told by teachers that i have good spacial skills. although, i also don't get along with normal girls very well (i fight with them a lot) and i don't act much like a girl myself. i guess i shouldn't lump myself in lol. anyway, i know a lot of guys who show off to their friends when they drive by trying to do burnouts and doing really stupid crap with the car. my ex did that and i hated it. that's why guys get in more accidents...they treat the car like one expensive toy.
andlifesuxagain 0
LeCielNousAide, You, my Friend get an A in Land Navigation, o wait...you are only able to follow verbal instructions, how proud you must be! As far as you bff coloredsoup, the concept is men drive much more than women, i.e. most truckers are guys, dates guys usually drive, etc. So the concept goes as such, the longer you drive the higher your chance of having an accident... in an infinate amount of time it is a >99.99% you will eventually get into an accident (basic statistics, a person from a math baground should know this), or to put it another way if you play russian roulet, eventually you will shoot yourself.
beastly13 0
yea but colored soup i THINK that thats cuz there are more men driving than women. idk if im wrong or right. now, people like the woman who did that should highly consider jumping off something that is rather large in height cuz she is a danger to society. the steryeo type that women cant drive is highly false cuz once my mom practically saved my life when a drunk driver was driving on the wrong side of the high way. she did some crazy matrix maneuver and it was awersome yet life threatening. one thing i think is true is that women have more road rage. idk my mom goes f**king insane when she drives. and my sister
CitizenSnipz 0
I have a penis.
cassiebear7652 7
excuse you
liveitupx 0
I'm a couple years from a license, so until I read the comments, I thought that the tom tom OP referred to was the woman's kid or something, and his name was Tom.
isgrate25814 0
a tom tom is a GPS. lol.
cmac86 24
how the hell did she get a drivers license? I wish people this stupid could take a drivers test to see if they are actually competent drivers.
Tubasaurus 0
Well they do, but only once. You take a driving test when you are a teenager and then never take it again, as long as you don't **** up too bad.
FireFlie07 20
The problems not the stupid people taking the test, it's the stupid old men giving the test to cute 16 year old girls who have no common sense. We seriously need robots or something to give DL tests.
palmtrees 1
Right, because of course it's only FEMALE teenagers who don't know how to drive. Not like male teenagers are known for being characteristically reckless or anything.
CitizenSnipz 0
Palm is correct. Men > Women
sugarcakebomb 0
...and the other person got a fat ticket I hope and w/e damages were done to your car their insurance pays for. What a complete and total retard. I deal with morons behind the wheel DAILY where I live.
jonny2x4 0
(facepalm) Oh man. This is rich!
elara15 0
Better to use a map and common sense than assume an electronic voice will do all the work for you to not pay attention.
zinka_fml 0
WTF is a "tom-tom"?
youEQUALtosser 0
Check Google... It's a GPS device.
Jennydew 0
Let me guess, she's a blonde. And my comment does not mean that I think all blondes are airheads.
waterynuggets 0
No, but it shows that you are an airhead.
GhettoToaster 0
Ahaha #1 you just made my day :)