Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.
MaximumRide 0
Wow.......FYL
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Comments (220)
kmoney66 0
People r idiots
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
You're a "people". Are you an idiot?
Intoxicunt 6
Hahaha. I think I should leave my picture and name as is but change my profile to say "Mr." instad of "Miss". Confusion = lulz.
aaaaa12345_fml 0
all women are terrible drivers
dhkb1337 0
Dude if sorry about that but if she was indian you reserved the right to punch her in the mouth because we all know they can't drive so they deserve it
FreakyFaceFilms 0
Actually a lot of Tom-Toms seem to be horribly innaccurate in several different areas, once it told me to drive off the side of a mountain in NC, no joke...but still the lady is a moron for not actually paying attention to the road.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
Wow, if you would've driven off the side of a mountain, that would have sucked for you. o.o
AJthegreenkiwi 0
wheres feminist19 at? shed love this. anyway, either sex some of us do suck at driving. except hermaphrodites. Their awesome all the time! poor op, hopefully shell either drive off a mountain, or get her licence revoked. hopefully mountain though.
liquidbunny 0
Is this woman by any chance Michael Scott? Because that sounds like something he would do because technology told him to.
xplayman 0
lmfao! You just can't make that up.
Miss_Q 0
Wtf? I posted something like this in july and it didn't get posted.