Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving when the light in front of me turned yellow and I didn't know what to do, so I braked and ended up halfway in the intersection, blocking the turn lane. A guy who was turning slammed on his brakes and started beeping and yelling. I panicked, hit the gas, ran off the road into a drainage pond, and cried. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Luckster 0
Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.
MaximumRide 0
Wow.......FYL
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Scrantoncity 0
i predict the next fml is about someone's boyfriend coming in dressed like harry potter and stating that he will stick his basilisk in her chamber of secrets
LewJH 0
I hope so :) Edit: lol, shh. ¬¬
CraziOne 0
I saw that FML and went to coment on it (becuase its so retarded that she actually lost her virginity to a moron) but it disapeared. What the hell?
FireFlie07 20
Did you see the one with the guy with the strap=on on his head? That was hysterical! LMAO
Scrantoncity 0
I know lol me too. So I decided to be psychic. I saw it on my iPhone app
Eaglestrike117 29
Cake.
untalented1 0
you would say that, loser. there are loads of stories of people driving off bridges/cliffs etc. because their tom toms told them to. it's the worst invention in the world. what was wrong with the good old a-z?
333reds333 0
"its the worst invention in the world"?????????????????? this lady had no free will and was forced to turn into oncoming traffic because of an arrow on a fist-sized machine? wtf?
FML_Master2133 6
She can still look at the ******* road!
sc27 0
Whats a tom-tom
KRONie 0
GPS
sporksrock 0
How dare you insult the almighty power of Tom-Tom. This is payment for what Tom-Tom knew what you would say about it. Tom-Tom is all-knowing. LOL, just kidding. That sucks though, hope you're alright!! FYL for sure!!
coloredsoup 0
were you on a two lane highway? this doesnt really make sense. if youre from montana then you should be driving on the right side of the road. and if you were driving on the left lane of a two way highway then you wouldve just gotten pushed into the oncoming traffic... unless there was no oncoming traffic but then that wouldve given you enough time to avoid anything.... i think im analyzing this too much. it just bugged me.
pyroanarchist23 0
she couldve been on a two lane one way street, they exist you know... lol
coloredsoup 0
hm. thats a possibility. never knew.
isuckok 11
or a four lane highway with a median in between
feelingold 18
They don't drive on the right everywhere. Thought this could be English for example. But the post says US. Ah well, it's a mystery...
mike7236 5
It makes sense if the other car hit her on the rear right panel of the car, it would have sent her off to the right (like a police PIT manoeuvre).
i_is_a_tr00l 0
I have a Tom-Tom and he's great and always knows where to go. :D Tom-Tom is 283738828393 times the man you'll ever be.
CraziOne 0
Two lane one way streets are all over the place. San diego is full of them. Some are even on curvy mountain roads with fences along the left side.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
The woman is lying, Tom tom would never do anything to hurt anyone.
cuppycake4494 0
haha wow!!
sjt21 0
This is pretty damn hilarious.