Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0
She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.
DrDoog 0
why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.
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martic835 2
That's why the driver's manual specifically talks about not getting aggressive behind the wheel because you never know if the person in the next car has a medical condition (or emergency) that's causing them to drive slowly. YDI for being a prick.
what_the_fail 0
Haha serves the old bitch right
reyemrein 0
yeah seriously no one would wait a whole minute especially if there are other people behind them. how do people think that he deserved this?
mikeyformayor 0
...and then she woke up and said "and THAT'S why you never get impatient at a stop sign!"
serb77 0
are you ****** retarded its 3 seconds. ii wouldve been pissed of after waiting 6 seconds
TheWayILovedYou 0
You're an effing jerk.
weirdo2013 0
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!
Naveh 0
I have a question-How the hell is he an ass? He didn't know WHO it was. It could have just been some other jackass on the road, he seriously didn't know that. I'm sure if he HAD known, however, he wouldn't have done that. In case most of you people haven't noticed, practically NO ONE has patience anymore, so don't tell me you do. I'm sure YOU would have done the same thing.
Grayscale 9
You have a question, I have answers. - I have a question-How the hell is he an ass? He's an ass because he judge the situation before knowing the situation. - He didn't know WHO it was. Yes, that's why he shouldn't do that. - It could have just been some other jackass on the road, he seriously didn't know that. Yes, he didn't know. And 'didn't know' isn't a good excuse, especially if you ACT before you KNOW. - I'm sure if he HAD known, however, he wouldn't have done that. I'm sure if anyone DON'T KNOW, they shouldn't do that. - In case most of you people haven't noticed, practically NO ONE has patience anymore, so don't tell me you you do. I'm sure YOU would have done the same thing. Even if there's nobody else in the world has patience anymore, not having patience isn't still the good thing to do. Even If I would done the same thing as him, that wouldn't magically turns the thing he did into the right thing.
gummybear1234 0
but wouldnt the car still be rolling if she just died? she would of had to stop the car herself. it wouldnt have just stopped all by itself
Daviddwd 0
serves her right for dying and blocking traffic