Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
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Top comments
mubaki 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
caancoha 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
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Comments (119)
Roberto_66 0
DAAAMN! That would look so nuts.
8trickster8 0
Ahaha, figured this was from Australia.
timtam24 0
mmm yes australians are known for their puking through their nose's
CaptainPat 0
Instead of clamping your mouth shut and blocking it, why didnt you just shut your mouth, and throw up in your mouth, then go and spit it all out? thats what i had to do at work one time.
jackeyb 0
Its your fault, you drank too much. End of.
nandothecooldude 0
good thing you to didnt have sex he would of dumped you after your probably really ugly go buy make up!!
monicamischief 0
do people on hear possess any brain power at all? how does drinking too much = ugly? that makes no sense at all.
alexandriakid 0
If you were drinking, Feel better because he probably wasn't as cute as he appeared.
loveyabb 0
YDI for drinking so much you puke. Very unattractive in a lady.
hellomynamekeyes 0
YDI for drinking at your local pub.
doicha27 0
how the **** can so many people be on OP's side? she totally deserved it, this was something she could control by not drinking so much. the consequences to her actions are dead on! damn!
monicamischief 0
how can people be on her side? it's obviously her fault for not being able to hold her ******* liquor. what is wrong with most girls, drinking until they throw up? learn your ******* limit and how to hold your alcohol. jesus
XOfiestypixie 0
drinking =/= going over your limits. She could have been starting to come down with a flu or something (not swine flu, because that has cold-like symptoms at first ;) ). Yes, we can ASSUME she drank too much, since thats what it implies, but that may not be the case.
monicamischief 0
the way this is typed, it strongly implies that she was drinking too much :/ if that was not the case, it would have been worded differently. and yes, it is just as nasty when a guy does it, i agree. but guys do not tend to do this as much as girls. a lot of girls have four drinks and end up puking because they can't hold their alcohol. :/ there are a lot of stupid girls in the world, mate.
monicamischief 0
you obviously aren't around many young girls then :/ that, and i never said all girl guys usually have the ability to suck it up and not puke when they drink too much. or at least hold it back until they can puke where not everyone will see them. and i am a girl myself, not a guy, so i am not just some 13 year old sexist boy sitting at home and running his mouth off. most girls disgust me for the most part, really. and need to learn how to drink.