Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
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Top comments
mubaki 18
stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch
caancoha 0
Go blow your nose, you'll be blowing chunks for weeks.
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Comments (119)
imnotsurelol 0
is eat it
snowy154 9
sexy
NDiesal10 2
OUCH! I bet that burned the **** out of your nose. WTF happened though?
saxplayer9291 3
I didn't know that was possible. that sucks tho
music12 4
I just threw up a bit, but I threw up a little in my mouth!!
fml_mu 10
You deserve it for drinking so much at a pub! :P
Albarufus 13
Classy!
vocaloidtiger 12
While I read the first part of this, I thought to myself: this won't be good. But when I reached the final sentence, my eyes widened and I did one of those sympathetic laugh things in horror. I did NOT expect that to happen xD ... Sorry about that though, it must've been both painful and embarrassing ._.
KingCeltic77 18
Disgusting!
CammyGal 26
Ugh, I know that feel. FYL :/