Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was giving me a back massage while I was laying on my stomach. A few minutes into it, he stopped. I turned around to see why; he was taking a picture of my butt. FML
Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
Today, I couldn’t wait to get home and get my boyfriend naked, which I did. Although, to be honest, popping every single pimple in the rash on his back was not the kind of foreplay I had had in mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me and decided it'd be funny to blow raspberries in my crotch. He literally thought it was the funniest thing ever. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
Shut-up, idiot. Your girlfriend thought you had a pimple until you pissed out of it.
heathz 9
geez time to get off that horse.
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Comments (197)
drivemysoul19 8
I don't understand why laughing during sex is such a big deal to people. My boyfriend sneezed once during sex and we both laughed for a good 5 minutes and then just continued.
enopola 5
Must have been one funny ******* sneeze.
AmethystRain 20
Literally.
TheFunnyzach 3
Number 72 wins at life
glittercookies 12
Because he is laughing at something she might be insecure about. Not to mention he went soft.
muffdriver27 5
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Grasma406 1
There's nothing wrong with laughing during sex. It shows you are that much more closer to the individual
woopdattrick 5
Just turn around the other way, then your ass wouldnt be facing him and start over.
KiddNYC1O 22
Is it filled with laughing gas instead of pus?
andrew87804 4
Does ur buttcrack sweat alot?
dubbstyles 0
Yeah that deffinetly sucks
UnprecendentedAw 0
Anyone who can get their girlfriend or wife to mix up the positions in the bedroom shouldn't ruin his chances of future fun by being a dick.
White_Knightspc 0
Sounds like you need a real man, not a boy.
germanyLover 3
.......*trying to say something*........... *disturbed look on my face* .......*trying to say something*........... .......i can't do it. it's too easy... never the less, ....i think it's kinda....weird. ...a lot weird...
mrpipp 0
Haha I get where he's comin from, it's not just his fault. I can't stay hard if im laughing either. Don't blame him ;)
mrpipp 0
However, the fact that he was immature enough to laugh at something that minor is kinda sad on his part.