Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, it snowed. Rather than enjoy the view, my roommate had to complain every five minutes about the mentally challenged neighbor shovelling snow all day long. As long as he doesn't shovel it into my yard, I really don't care what he does to pass the time in lockdown. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
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Top comments
Jdeluxh 12
Leaf wars!
loserman67 36
This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!
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Comments (116)
Jdeluxh 12
Leaf wars!
iam_yummylicious 12
The OP should put them back into their neighbor's yard and light fire to them :D!
Fruit_Dealer 9
Leaves = fertilizer. Don't pick them up, yse them to nourish your lawn! Or replace the inside of your neighor's matress with them.
ColdplaySucks 18
Buy a fence so you isolate yourself from Idiot neighbors.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Leaf Wars sounds like a show about competition amongst marijuana dealers.
Keyman1212 14
But would it be as terrible as Whale Wars? I saw that once, made me take up watching Barney again.
Spritemazter 0
36- better to just not say anything.
cheefer 0
I was thinking homicide.
TheNinjaCat 10
Take a 'leaf' our of his book and blast em back! See what I did there?
MfailK 0
Yess! I do that to my neighbors all the time. That's the exact reason leaf blowers were invented for. True story.
MfailK 0
Wait he used his snow blower??? this guy might be a genius or very very special, I'm not sure which
_Oblivion_ 12
23 the neighbor used a snowblower for that reason, the op had a fence
arlo1024 0
And so the it does, time to get the rakes outs.....
thewifey310 7
This reminds me of an episode of spongebob 0.o lmao,
WhiteDream_fml 0
OP, next time rake the leaves into a bag, or ask your neighbor to not blow the leaves into your yard. It'd make life 10x easier.
ahti546 11
He used a snowblower for leaves? Shouldn't he use a LEAFblower lol?
malfoyfreak 3
Blow them all back! Or make one big leaf pile!
That0therguy 4
Rake all the leaves back to his yard, then hose them down..
malfoyfreak 3
Lol that's even better
Gringe 1
Just burn a cross on his yard. Thats wat i did when my neighbors annoyed me... We dont talk much anymore :( they were nice i think ill go visit them.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
LEAF PILE!! =D
hamncheeseinit 6
You should go to his place and raise hell
Badab1ng 5
Just because he's old doesn't mean he gets out of a quick "strike of the sleeping cobra" to the neck area, followed by a slightly arousing uppercut to the nads. Depending on your anger level, maybe a beef stew to the facial region.
zombiecommie 0
So funny lol
pfx2_fml 15
Why don't any of your comments ever make sense?
Badab1ng 5
To be honest, I just like to see the reactions I get. Plus I'm barely ever serious so it works well.
RadikulRam 16
How, how are you so socially inept?
Badab1ng 5
I would like to point out that you're the one insulting me over the interwebz. You don't know my social life, I'm just trying to have fun.
mdtdnb 7
Wtf is a slightly arousing uppercut? That doesn't make sense.
fo_86 0
Sounds like he needs a kick in the nuts
TubaFTW 2
Switch houses!
youngbuck10 9
Neighbor leaf wars. Sounds like an interesting new drama series.
KittyCatsDance 3
Also sounds like something that would be on tv already.. I mean cmon what's not on tv these days?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Check your channel listings. It probably already is a show lol
allen2688 6
Probably last for like a week...
BlazinBirdman 3
ask for his snow blower then do it to him
nefertiti89 6
i think i'd do that.. :D
mattorama 15
Just remember, when you get old, you'll be able to get away with the same kind of stuff.
sandinthewaves 5
Sounds like war to me