Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML
Today, I was on webcam for the first time with a guy I've been texting for a while. Trying to show off my guitar skills, I lean down to pick it up and fell on my face. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML
Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
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Top comments
MisterJD 0
Well I guess some people are just a natural born ho, others maybe need more practice.
MCart_fml 0
Anyone else thinking American Pie right now?
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Comments (71)
brown4lifejot 1
Slutatyourservice
ithappened2me 8
YDI for stripping over the internet. Maybe his dad was also looking, you'll never know.
JRokka850 6
Aw..what a little bop
Nooz 2
In US and Canada and other places that's what we call it.
SammyMarie17 4
Haha thats what you get!! ****
day624 14
Looks like you need practice being a sleezy and easy ho
noraruud 1
You should have written; Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. FML.
DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1
Can someone say ho?
LadyEmi 15
That's what you get, ****
LONERANGER44 11
Then what?