Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
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Top comments
TheOptimist 0
Smart one
LexisMommy2010 0
Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!
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Comments (91)
TheOptimist 0
Smart one
pcakewafflebacon 0
there's a reason for sunglasses other than for looking like a douche
stephanie0613 0
FYL ? F the kid life ! Atleast you don't have a roaming eye. ha
Fumo 0
you're an ass. how could you not have recognized this before?
the_flirtt 0
wow you ****** up bad
ColetteL 4
poor kid!
KingDingALing 9
You're an asshole, OP. I've always wanted to curse at a teacher:). You're going to go to hell. No doubt about it, OP.
hotdogcore 9
Well he should have just said something, it's not your fault he has a wonky eye.
ricktos 0
meahahahaha I bet you felt like pooh afterwards
mattman1994 0
I know if that happened to me I would definitely feel like a yellow mentally challenged teddy bear...
ricktos 0
lmao I meant poo.
Doortje 30
haha WIN #8
mintcar 10
Hahahaha, you're an idiot.
mattmalin11 0
Ninja kick him in the forehead. Fixes his problem AND teaches him a lesson about rolling his eyes. (and yes I know he wasn't ACTUALLY rolling his eyes at her.)
moSpice 0
I should ninja kick you in the throat. That'll teach you not to make fun of people.
CaityCatastrophy 0
Swift kick to the larynx?
OneShotSnipa 0
Falcon Punch All of you to hell!!!!
FlexMaster 10
i got a lazy eye you should hope i dont find you and end you
lonesomeXheartbr 0
as in being a disciple to him?
dudeitsdanny 10
Just what I came in to say. I'd be rolling my eyes at my teacher if he/she couldn't use "discipline" correctly. And I did! When one used "affect" instead of "effect" and insisted I was wrong(along with a bunch of idiots, that was my non-advanced class and it was obvious). But now I'm rambling off-topic OP- I hope his parents make you regret that. It's an obvious difference, especially when just one eye rolled.
TomPusslicker 21
i hope op isn't an english teacher;)
knibbsy 4
Glad you guys noticed "discipling" as well. OP, you completely fail at trying to play the Jesus card. Would Jesus try and turn someone with a lazy eye into one of his disciples? Hell no! He would punch that person in the face, turning the lazy eye into a properly functioning eye. Then he would recruit him. You're so ignorant, OP.
Glorii 0
lmao
GodinezXC 0
how the hell is this funny?
Mewzakuro240 0
I believe it's funny because OP is an ass who doesn't know their students.
BAMF18 0
lets pretend its early in the school year.
LexisMommy2010 0
Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!
Rei_Ayanami 18
It happens, not too many people have lazy or roaming eyes, so it is something we are not used to, so don't beat yourself up or anything.
nikkibeez 0
I agree. nothing you can do about it.. bit this day in age if you really hurt the kids feelings, they could go home crying and the parents would sue you & try to take your teaching license away.
Rei_Ayanami 18
#60, The teacher was punishing the student for acting out, and while doing so they mistook the students lazy eye as disrespect towards them, which can also cause the student to be in trouble.
DrAwesome 6
"I've been waiting. I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Something something else." Okay, I don't listen to "Lazy Eye" often, bite me. You understand where I was going with this.
FYLDeep 26
It's a boring song anyway.