Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
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Top comments
TheOptimist 0
Smart one
LexisMommy2010 0
Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!
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Comments (91)
lonesomeXheartbr 0
I've been waiting I've been waiting for this moment allll myy life but it's not quite right
lonesomeXheartbr 0
^ oh shit same time lol
DrAwesome 6
Holy fu- This is a sign. :D
mylifeblows3232 3
u guys should date
DrAwesome 6
Naaaaah. I'm way out of his league. ;] You know, being straight and all.
persianlovaaa691 0
hahahahahahahah #70 win lmfao
Filitov 0
So... you were trying to make him be your disciple? That's a new one. Unless of course you meant disciplining him, which in that case changes the interpretation entirely.
oshi16toofly 0
well that sucks. lol
LisaBanana 0
"Oh I'm so sorry! I thought you were rude but you just...have a...lazy...eye."
SettoFail 9
my eyes were all over the plCwe trying to read this
maphineRAWRS 10
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he'd look retarted
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
Says the one who can't spell retarded. you "retart" x]
dudeitsdanny 10
People who call others "retarted" are just epic win, hahaha.
FFML_314 12
Do you think her name is supposed to be "Maxine" and she misspelled that too?
maphineRAWRS 10
haha I hate iPhone predictor text thingys that change the word without me realizing.. Maxine? lolno. maphines short for josamaphine which is long for Josephine, so yeah I can spell my name, thanks for checking ;)
maphineRAWRS 10
That so wasn't even ment to sound mean!
Cartera 10
Meant.* Back to 3rd grade with you foul demon!
flickrus 0
oh that's pretty bad :p
blahblahblah1234_fml 0
All the school does is set up at parent teacher conference, but that doesn't do much.
Elixa 0
if your any good at your job you would have realized this student had the problem when they first started doing it, taken it in to consideration and not make them feel bad about themselves. Your an awful awful person and should be fired from your job!
crushedone 7
You insult my son agin Ima gonna cut you!!!