Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, during class, my teacher left a small mark on the whiteboard. When I pointed it out, she simply rolled her eyes and told me to, “let it go.” I have OCD and was completely unable to focus on the rest of the lesson because of the mark. FML
Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TheOptimist 0
Smart one
LexisMommy2010 0
Wow, that was not cool, you probably made that kid feel like crap!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
supasxcprincess 0
you didn't notice he was only rolling ONE of his eyes...YDI
salaamdelroba 0
OP, you made a "disciple" out of one student? I think Jesus would be happy. Disciples FTW
salaamdelroba 0
South Park has a teacher with a lazy/roaming eye---- Miss Chokesondick
moSpice 0
I should ninja kick you in the throat. That'll teach you not to make fun of people.
mschrisaya 4
never assume anything
Battledog5006 0
I hate teachers like you
TimIsSoCoolLike 0
discipling? I believe it's disciplining. fail teacher is fail :v F the kids life, but you deserve it
tthhoomm 0
write him/her up for an eye appointment
Mr_Zachary 0
maybe he was getting ready to fire his lazorrr...?
wriptidez 0
ydi