Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML
Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, after recovering from pneumonia and a severe asthma attack caused by my dad's fiancée's cat, he chose to keep the cat. I can't go to his house without having to go to the hospital later. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"
Rommel1942 9
If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.
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Comments (138)
NellyFC35 19
Maybe he was trying to comfort you with a joke...maybe?no?....yea lets go with that.
barbsillvy 10
Are we dating the same guy?
barbsillvy 10
I meant to say, are you dating my husband?
starburst7596 14
That is actually super adorable.
fmlallthetyme 23
Because everyone should have the complete Star Wars set.
o_uhu_intrstng 4
well if you understood star wars you would know that's a very caring gesture.
olgakl 8
OP come on! he's a boy! if you want sympaties, call your Mom or girlfriends)) I'm a girl, and by now I know better than to expect soft and comforting comfort from my boyfriend) get well soon!
pdp_fml 21
Men never learn do they and that coming from a man. He should of tried to comfort you instead of being an a@@hole
shortpplrule05 3
If you can't appreciate a geek for all their geekiness, don't date one. :-) I have a geek for a boyfriend and his dorky comments brighten my day and would definitely be a comfort if I was sick.
yusaku02 20
How is that not comforting?
calthius 0
FYL, OP. Maybe he was trying make you laugh? That comment does seem to have underlying tones of hilarity.