gb
Australia
Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
curiousorange
United Kingdom
It wasn't me
Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML
I Tried
Burton, United States
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Bad Dancer
Rock Hill, United States
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
divingconfidence
Maple Grove, United States
Don't even try
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
J-Sauce
Salmon Arm, Canada
Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
Travolta
Dancing With The Stares
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
0ptimu5
Australia
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
lifesucks
United States
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Blood rush to your other head too fast?
aFatFuck 0
That's when you know you're grinding the chick to hard
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johnnie254 7
So they were drop dead gorgeous?
chinchilla4404 0
Spaz
shortncute64 0
Hahah that's embarrassing!
InvertedNipples 3
That, my friend, is called a Self-bestowed **** block...
sweetheartslim 0
Damn, what'd you do right?
izak69 7
No worries man today's failure is tomorrow's success
UndeadUnicorn 5
Somebody took too much ecstasy
dr_octagonapus47 4
Damn are you a virgin?
dhiran_singh 16
Did they do CPR on you?
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Hopefully they nursed you back to health, OP. ;)