Today, I went to a club with 6 girls thinking it would be awesome. As soon as we got there, they all said they wanted to go dance and asked if I could watch their purses. FML
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Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, I was meeting up with my three best friends from high school. I spent the entire day and some money to plan a wild girls' night, only to find out their day ends in the afternoon. All three wear ankle bracelets and have a strict curfew. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
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arano 29
That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor
zeffra13 31
That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.
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Comments (42)
anyagrande 31
Friend Zone level: 5000
SpyroMello 29
*6000
KingKralj 31
9001*
TheKingOfHearts 19
LEVELS OVER 9000!!!!!
ThunderLightTSV 31
It's then you should've said; "Hey, can I join you?" You might've sounded desperate but it also could've worked.
Welshite 40
But who would watch his purse?!
Tripartita 45
Nobody would need to if they'd just use the buddy system! This is exactly what I taught my purse to do, and when it's in groups with other purses, they always have each other's backs.
Welshite 40
I tried that, but my purse likes to get drunk, wander off, and hire prostitutes. That's the only thing I can figure out by the charges on my bill statement.
zeffra13 31
That's so dumb on their part OP. They knew they didn't want to have a purse on them the whole night, & I'm sure they realized none of the other girls wanted to be the one sitting by themself watching bags. They shouldn't bring stuff they need someone else to watch, especially if it wasn't discussed ahead of time that someone was intended to sit watch it.
TheNewGuy03 29
OP was clearly taken advantage of, and it was probably intentional, considering how they handled the situation.
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Dude, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that, but when you get to join such a large group of girls by your own, it's not because of your sex appeal, but because they find you completely harmless.
Tripartita 45
Yes, I'd recommend dialing up your sex appeal by punching one of them in the stomach!
GabeDrumBeats 9
So you hit women? That's cool to know man. Real cool.
Tripartita 45
I'm not angry at you, Gabe. I'm just disappointed.
FrostyyFML 15
Welcome to 2016, it's okay to hit a woman as much as it is to hit a man.
arano 29
That's when you politely decline and proceed to boogie out onto the dance floor
Attacksloth 33
Honestly, that's what I would have done. If they brought you along to act as their personal coat check, they clearly don't respect you.
Talis99 26
Could have seen that coming
storethis 17
Shoulda stolen the money, dropped it, and left
Noemmyforyou 14
I mean, I get having a DD but I draw the line at being a DPW. (Designated Purse Watcher)
xo_rilee 13
Most clubs have coat/bag checks....
readingrachel 9
That's so stupid; they should check their purses