Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
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iKojack 9
Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.
TypoH 7
You caught his eye atleast!
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Comments (61)
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Justice!
Wizardo 34
Everybody do the wave for help or as its more commonly known, the Spazzy McGee.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
How do you dance in a passenger seat?
buddy51 23
Poorly. In a way that attracts the attention of a cop. In a way that merits a great big ole YDI to the OP!!!
olpally 33
Could have had a V8 instead.
pastispast 7
Harlem Shake
sameboysamesame 11
Lmmfao!! epic...
perdix 31
Well, your credentials as a Dancer came into question when you referred to flopping around in a car seat as "dancing." Let's dance -- put on your red shoes and call the blues.
rg350dx 29
My nephew must be the new Fred Astaire then because he goes into wild flopping motions all the time in his seat. He must call that number "The Tantrum". Oddly enough, he breaks out that dance move every time we pass a chuck e cheese without going in.
delaneyluke 5
Were you doin the YMCA ... ?
perdix 31
#20, if she did, she would have called a cop, . . . and a cowboy and an Indian and a construction worker and a biker and a sailor!
rg350dx 29
Wow! That's practically a whole Village of People!
maxman13524 13
How do you dance in a car?
buckdharma 38
#21- You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out...
ballpython 15
Dancing in a car... making dinner in the bathroom... running a marathon in the bedroom closet... There is a time and a place for everything. Maybe next time you'll wait until you get to the club.
nightbirdblue 27
Don't worry, OP. My dance parties in cars always get broken up by the police too. :(