Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
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Top comments
iKojack 9
Where you waving your hands in the air like you just didn't care? If so…that's why.
TypoH 7
You caught his eye atleast!
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Comments (61)
kiskraze 7
That's just hysterical lol
jlynpa 10
At least they did not call the EMT instead because they thought you were having a seizure ;) Was this a ticketable offense?
JessBassett 24
Guess you must have been a little over enthusiastic...
D3ATHZ3RO 15
Tell him this joke see if he laughs "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "A Law" "A Law SUIT" Then give him the papers stating that ur suing him
olpally 33
No, #36, no!! Sue him for what? Doing his job? Gtfo.
lmasters35 5
Lame-O, 36. Irrelevant and lame.
buckdharma 38
#36- Wrong fml. You have the right to remain silent.
rg350dx 29
And for the sake of us all please exercise that right.
perdix 31
No one is as good a dancer as they think they are, except professional dancers who don't think they are as good as they really are! If only anyone could have a realistic assessment of their own dance skills!
Steve95401 49
So, you think you can dance? No, you really can't!
minidrone_fml 11
I'm trying to imagine the look on the cop's face when you told him you were actually dancing.
wvcheesehead1 9
Was it Dudley Dooright? you nations most famous law enforcement professional
interesting33 37
Dancing in a car is quite possibly just jerking your arms about isn't it? So... for a police officer/cop that would look bad.. I think.
writergirl23 19
How do you dance in a car?