Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
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Top comments
NaoPudding 8
Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.
mariet_fml 23
If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.
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Comments (78)
CasualZombie 6
Delicious
Bekll 31
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the kid?
torio123 27
yes.
kyanisaurus 0
broccoli. yum.
DocBastard 40
That wasn't broccoli, it was his weed stash that he didn't want Mommy to find. Just lather it up, rinse, and repeat. Good as new!
leeshxx 3
om nom nom
selbow 3
what a little shit, did you vomit back on him? you should have "accidentally" cut a bald spot into the back of his head.
0opsie 6
Yeah, that'll teach him to have parents who think it's more important to get him a haircut than let him stay home and rest when he's sick.
overthelimit 3
thats real mature. OP could probably get fired for that. that being said, i would still do it. its worth it :D
selbow 3
what a little shit, did you vomit back on him? you should have "accidentally" cut a bald spot into the back of his head.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Ewww!
ifiFaLL 1
lol my first reaction would be a smack to his face xD
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol
sephoraprincess 7
ew. rotten kids!
azcarate 0
Dang that just sucks all together.