Andrew
United States
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
KaiyaOtaku1
Seattle, United States
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
isoheartcaitlin
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
DSM
United States
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
:((((
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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supimnyancat 9
Take the hint.
bubblekitty 1
Tell him u need his help in the shower
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Comments (103)
structuredchaoz 4
Tell him that the smell of single smells much worse.
bubo_fml 11
So what? If he wants a fish supper, he's gotta deal with the market!
onefinemess 11
Ok for the 50th time these are gay men you layme republicans! He wouldn't want fish, nor would his partner. This may not be well known fact but I live in a VERY gay area, and I can tell you with certainty much like Canadians they want crab dinnah!
DuchessAubri 1
Maybe it was a really insensative joke. Dont take it too hard. If not, bath n body works goes a long way!!
sailorfreak_fml 4
shower more?
graffix1976 1
You are like my wife she thinks that can either take a "quick" shower, and by quick I mean a 2 minute shower or go for days without one and be fine. You ladies are not fine. When you start to stink it's a whole different level. Not badmouthing women just trying to help some guys out there. Ladies please shower at least every other day (we don't care if you wash your hair).
ChuckNorrisTacos 5
ISWEAR. I have seen a FML identical to this!
RydeOnLiveFree 2
Already been done!
Stylin_Since_97 10
Use Irish Spring! It makes you smell like a, well it's pretty straight forward... IT SMELLS GOOD!! Geez stop laughing at me!? The voices... 0.o
iDoubtWhales 7
Look on the bright side...he could've lied
daniellestatt 0
13, your comment made me lauuugh HAAARRD!