Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
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Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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Top comments
Ameel_fml 19
On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
That wouldn't be a very original response.
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Comments (107)
KainMoogle 21
Why does people keep use vapid? Its obviously an fake word! (bad grammar intended, so don't kill me grammar nazis)
vadaaa 11
Putting (bad grammar intended, so don't kill me grammar nazis) doesn't make the comment any less stupid.
KainMoogle 21
Considering, if I remember correctly, I'm making a reference to a previous FML, I would hope people would have understood.
MrSassypants 34
#13 I don't think you should talk about originality when your comment (#1) starts with "ouch, fyl op,".
ColdplaySucks 18
That is so vapid (too late to refer to other FML)?
ladyLALAA 29
Want some aloe-vera for that burn?
JRFaceless 8
And that's why you find a large-boobed smart girl !
chanellgymnast 17
Brains over boobs. I know it's hard to take his statement as a compliment, but that was such a ****** up thing for him to say.
jwrosenau 3
Megan, Kim, Scarlett... Well that's who I thought of anyways
mattlw 25
Someone else said this, but maybe he was complimenting you. Maybe he was saying that because he was implying you are smart, and that you can see beyond the size of someones jugs enough to know that they are vapid!
interesting33 37
He might mean you wouldn't understand because you are a woman?
SaturnV 25
Your husband sounds like a colossal ass, but why waste your breath (or thoughts, for that matter) on someone who is "vapid"? Seriously, there are much more relevant topics you could be discussing, including many legitimate problems if you wish to complain about something.