Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend refer to me as a “pretty but dumb chick” because I like horror movies and comedies over his boring pseudo intellectual dramas. I literally have two degrees and I'm working on a third, while he has neither, yet he thinks he’s smarter than me because of movies. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML
Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML
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Top comments
Ameel_fml 19
On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
That wouldn't be a very original response.
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Comments (107)
YepThatsMeee 23
In defence of busty vapid women - it's a hell of a lot easier to get breast implants than a brain transplant.
FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22
I bet she was talking about Kim Kardashian
vadaaa 11
Personally, I don't think the kardashians are that bad. They sure know how to make money. They could come out with their own aquarium accessories and they would sell. Okay, maybe not, but hopefully you get my point.
docscientist 10
56 they started with money. It's easy to make money when you already start with a large pool of it.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
I thought the same. But I sympathize with Kim Kardashian, perhaps because she isn't that famous here in Brazil.
junkman6 22
Tell your hubby if big **** are so important then get off his lazy ass and buy you a pair. If he can't then he should shut his hole.
ohmandapants 17
Not once in the FML did her hubby imply that big **** are important. He never expressed his wish for her to have big ****. All he said was that this celebrity doesn't need brains because she has big **** and OP wouldn't understand that. Implying that while she might not have huge knockers, she has brains. OP needs to lighten up and so do a lot of you commenters. So sensitive!
5t3ff1k4h 47
...And buy her a pair? And what's wrong with what she's got already?
junkman6 22
So this boy telling his wife to shut up because her body isn't as good as some ditsy celebrity is perfectly ok?(he was shutting her up, if you can't understand that you're naive) if that kind of behavior is acceptable in your book it's really no wonder marriages these days usually end before year one.
Zebediabolical 45
Please point me to the part of the FML where he tells his wife to shut up.
bReLiNg 18
Sometimes men don't understand what they are saying. He forgot to turn on the filters in his brain.
reaxion 25
Men don't have filters.
oj101 33
Don't worry. Kim Kardashian's own marriage only lasted 72 days. In your case, the smaller they are, the longer your marriage will last.
yoursucklives 36
i don't think that her breasts were the reason her marriage only lasted 72 days.
The_Thinker 18
#32 - Of course not. What a ridiculous implication. It was obviously all that booty.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, that's the amount more money a couple spends on a marriage is inversely proportional to how long it will last.
karlcolt45 19
as long as you feel that your boobs fit your body, you're in the clear. it's your body, and your opinion matters most
reaxion 25
As long as the boobs are comfortable in the hands of the man who loves and spoons with you, there should never be a problem.
xXSmilezXX 7
They are probably fake if that makes you feel any better op.
limitedition 25
He's saying you're smart & don't depend on your breasts to get along in life. It's a compliment.
QQmore_fml 18
I don't see the issue here... I did notice one word, BOOBS!!!!
vadaaa 11
Your bio says you're 23 but are you sure you're not 11?
QQmore_fml 18
That makes me a sad panda. 0(>_
darryaz 9
I think he's telling you that you have brains.