Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
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JonnyDents_fml 0
you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots
BabyDacey 0
poor mouse ):
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Comments (187)
antonman10 0
tmi
neomandude 0
nobody likes maggots, nobody...
chellozzz 0
honestly, I would cry if I saw that! there's not a lot that freaks me out, but bugs are top of the list yuckkkk
joshua17 0
omg this seriously sounds like something my teacher would say.
kczey1234 0
wow. i found potatoes in the pantry once that were crawling and I about yaked all the way outside. I feel for you
DJSquiggs 0
YDI for not properly feeding your cat
83pgm 0
eew Eew EEW MAGOTTS!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI not only for having a cat but for leaving it alone while you went on vacation. Take the damn thing to the vet and let them eal with it while you're gone.
DearLar 0
blah . my uncle ate putting the other day . he found maggots in it.
janes1231234 0
that's a mouse traps job, stupid cat