Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
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JonnyDents_fml 0
you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots
BabyDacey 0
poor mouse ):
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Comments (187)
GermanBoy0_0 0
Gravity Cat Is not amused
aardvarkish 17
Wass de fukk iss "Gravity Cat"? (Just kidding, Bro. Couldn't resist. Cheers!)
GermanBoy0_0 0
Haha I'm new to this FML website cuz I'm just getting used to the language btw what kind of heli is that in your pic
aardvarkish 17
It's a Blackhawk flying ambulance.
Umbreon_fml 0
GermanBoy, is it okay if I worship you ein bisschen? ich lerne deutsch für ein Jahr, und ich finde die Sprache schöner als englisch.
Spartan058 0
Which carpet?
Saritasmiles 0
0_0 oh my god I've only seen pictures of maggots and just that freaks me out. I'm so glad I'm not you, I have a rabbit :] I only have to worry about what he likes to chew on!
scar2123 0
#38 rabbits are corpaphagious !!!!!! ewe!!!!!
Saritasmiles 0
# 177 *groan* I never thought of that. BUT: Cat mothers are known to eat the feces of their newborn kittens, Scientists are studying this in dogs believeing that Canines are coprophagous. Along with: hamsters, guinea pigs, chinchillas, apes, and I can name so many others. I still love my rabbit nevertheless. :]
CaliSurferGurl 0
Poor cat was hungry and dogs r better! :D
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
cats own dogs!
GermanBoy0_0 0
Dogs are eaten in China and Cats were gods in Egypt. Cats FTW
rawr_forever 0
don't forget they're also eatin in India! Cats FTW.
hsshae 0
but dogs eat cats haha
qtips402 7
In china they dont eat cats too?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Cats are not eaten in India..
Staciii 0
GROSS!
AchillesTheSwift 0
nasty
authorkid 2
ydi for having a cat I've ha 8 dogs in my life and none have ever done anything like this
ShoTymBby 0
wait how'd the maggots get in your room?
Funky_Daniel 0
FYK! don't u feed Ur cats.
bibobobonnor 8
cat's hunt for food regardless of if they are fed or not it's instinct