Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
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gamefreak935 0
this fml is wierd the body is programmer to automatically pull your hand back whenever you touch something hot the bodys natural impulse is NOT to slam your hand down Idk WTF is wrong with u lol
suppressed08 2
OUCH D: time to get the disinfectant and a cold towel out
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Comments (64)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
you didn't ruin your sammich-making hand, did you? if so, you better start working on making sammiches with your off-hand.
fffmmmmlll 0
Ow. Fyl.
rawrimaunicorn 0
ooh ouch D: you poor thing.I hope nothing important is happening soon where you have to use that hand, or else youre in shit.
Lorysa 11
Ouchies. o.o That sucks, at least it should heal soon if it's all bandaged up and clean. FYL
lawlatyourfml 0
YDI for slamming your hand down and not pulling it towards your body. moron.
Bobby64 29
So, OP, you're a Harvest Moon girl? As in Karen, Popuri, or maybe one of the newer ones? They'd probably be more careful, I think. And FYL: it won't be much fun to play video games with a hurt hand like that.
HarvestMoon_gal 0
#34, I know. I haven't been able to play any video games except for easy ones on Gameboy/DS... and I don't think Karen's that smart, isn't she the drunk? haha, but I have yet to find one stupid HM gal in the game. Except maybe Julia from HM:Island Of Happiness....
ilynunezz 0
ouch
Darrenx 0
these comments are hilarious to those of us working 40+ hrs a week in a kitchen for the past 10 years. the op is retarded for not knowing the location of the knife obviously. but you ppl need to get over your fyl holier than though attitude. everytime I get a nice grease burn it's followed by an expletive and if bad enough I will punch my cutting board or slam it with my fist. it's a method of replacing one bit of pain for another. it's also a nice way to avoid bitching about a burn because you realize your an idiot with a burn and a bruised fist. you can't tell me you've never banged your head or a shin real good, been in the wrong mood, and hauled off and smacked something. btw, it the point were up it would be a stab wound as opposed to a cut. and I'm just throwing this out there, may seem crazy, but I work with knives all day everyday, of all shapes and sizes, and in my experience the handles are bigger than the blade, rounded usually(I've never seen a perfect square handled knife), and the blades taper on both sides until you have your thin sharpened edge(it's what makes it a knife as opposed to say, an ice pick), these elements give a knife a natural fluidity making it very easy to imagine how a sudden forceful impact could turn it causing the cut. anyways, I digress, a buzz'll do that to you, fyl op, cut myself plenty over the years, next time be more aware of your surroundings in a kitchen.
HarvestMoon_gal 0
No, it wasn't. it was leaning against the side of the sink and the shapr side was showing because of my stupid parents.
HarvestMoon_gal 0
cuz I'm not smart. :P