Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
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Top comments
gamefreak935 0
this fml is wierd the body is programmer to automatically pull your hand back whenever you touch something hot the bodys natural impulse is NOT to slam your hand down Idk WTF is wrong with u lol
suppressed08 2
OUCH D: time to get the disinfectant and a cold towel out
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Comments (64)
HarvestMoon_gal 0
ahh, should have heard the doctor saying how stupid I am and how off my body/mind/impulses are...
Tsmitty99 0
WTF r u a retard I mean who the he'll slams there hand down when burned if ubwere intelagent and knew a freakin thin u would kno to put ur hand up or to your body
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*are *you *hell *their *if you were *intelligent *freaking *thing *you *know *your Christ in a canoe! How the hell do you think you have any room to call someone a retard?! You barely even qualify as semi-literate! Did your mom get the pregnancy discount from the liquor store?!
steveo1992 0
^ Lol "Christ in a canoe!"
steveo1992 0
^ Lol "Christ in a canoe!"
justsayfuck 5
Wow. Second time I have to agree with you Trollz. (What's happening with the world?:o) Couldn't have said it better.
Big_Boner 3
****, who brought #44 in to the ******* gene pool ...
ChicaChica5683 0
u have weird reactions
tmdkiller 0
man...what on earth is wrong wif ur reaction,burns/scalds =slam hand on table? it should be cold water man....FAIL!
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
What the hell does this fml have to do with kids?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
the OP was boiling a batch of baby soup.
BeccaEatsGlitter 0
Haha. I was thinking the same thing .. :o
ReginaldHLG 0
this sounds worthy of a comedy.
Skills69 0
Was he hot?
kaycee1996 5
Ow! :( Two things I hate doing the most is burning myself and cutting myself, you poor thing:(
Lichinamo 33
OP, I love your name.
worldclassrager 41
I think you now know to pull back not down...get well soon