Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
NoteMyGrin 0
Make that shit private, bro.
ridikulous 0
bigz win^
awissa92 0
YDI for putting it on facebook knowing your mom is your friend. Just pass out flyers or something...
SeaNDouble 1
YDI for adding your mom on Facebook AND setting a social event to public for your mom to see, FAIL
shaqalackatang 0
your such a idiot.
neilonwheels 0
dude, you're dumb. First off, you added your mom, so you already have to be careful about what you put on facebook. Second, EVERYTHING you put on there is viewable. If she happened to see that in her news feed (which I'm sure is what happened) she'd know about it in seconds. Or it'd be in your profile. dumbass.
chinisse_sayu 0
i dont see how this is deserved.
sportzftw 3
Who would attend if you mum's attending... And didn't you check before confirming the event??? What a tard
HemptressMedea 0
who does that though? If you have your mom as a friend on facebook you probably shouldn't be making an event advertising the party you plan on throwing in their absence. Common sense!!!
ThisRandomChild 0
YDI for not friggin thinking of that