Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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orbiter6467 0
what a party.
Solkre 0
Maybe she'll bring some snacks?
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Comments (136)
gazelle_fml 0
I think that parents and teachers should stick to face book and kids and teens should be on myspace. and what was the point of facebook anyways? it's pretty much the sane thing ad myspace and for the people who say it's friendly to all ages...then stfu because. it's just as predetor "friendly" as myspace us so yeahh. and why would you have your parents a friends on facebook? no wonder:P
tdeone 0
I'd be sad to know my kid was such a dumba--
sacknugget 0
everyone who comments is a cracker
lilmissmamma04 0
IF u were smart you would of posted the party on a web page that is not a family website like facebook. thats y i have a myspace n a facebook!!! duh focus
megissocool 0
oh gosh double fml no one is coming and ur mom found out haha. I know how u feel though my mom makes me add her on everything too so she can "monitor" me ahahaha sadness
icifresh911 0
FYL
beastlydevon 0
my mom made me add heron facebook or shell delete my acc lol. on one of my status I said bored as he'll, turns out my 63 year old grandma is my friend also. I got grounded for two weeks. but anyways your mom scared away all of your friends that's why nobody else confirmed the invite
jamalwoody 0
person above me, you're not old enough to be on facebook
misskas17 0
hahaha that sucks.
AntiChrist7 0
Facebook= YDI
Lolcopterplz 0
sex party at my house
Kee_1992 0
caught! much poorly.