Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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riii 0
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
bedspring_kiss54 0
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace
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Sokai_fml 0
This just screams YDI. You told a guy you met through CHATTING ONLINE you loved him after 5 hours of conversation? And then decided to exchange nude photos?
jewelzgalore 0
Who the **** says "I love you" 5 hours after meeting you? YDI all the way.
winemysavior 4
hahahah 5 Hours!? no one is perfect especially within a day! ADVICE:you should get a webcam and if he refuses to show his face(webcam or a picture he just took with a sign he made with ur name to prove hes legit) then block him easy as that.
Gabby125 0
People who post on this site do a lot of stupid shit, but I think you might be the dumbest of them all. Congratulations!
deaditegirl 0
YDI on so many levels. YDI for "loving him" after 5 hours of chatting online. YDI for trading nudes. YDI for being a dumb *****, really. Grow up.
Carosello 0
I wouldn't admit this... :( hopefully won't happen again! :D
xxspeakxx 0
If I was you I would have been weirded out by the "i love you" thing.
ChasinParkedCars 0
In my country you are the one who they call, "Woman with the vagine like sleeve of wizard". Wa wa wee wa!
Protegas 0
If you continue meating people online, I should probably tell you now that even there, after just 5 hours together it's not love. Just like in person. I've dated online, infact I find myself meeting someone from online in just a few months. It's not as bad as people say, but you can't expect it to be any quicker.
shallup 0
Anyone who shares nude photos with someone they haven't met in RL, is a ****.