Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Oh well…
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Worth a shot
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
The girl?
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Catfished
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
The truth
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Mama's Boy
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Insecure
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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riii 0
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
bedspring_kiss54 0
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace
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englandrulz 0
LOL!! that's kinda funny. But WHY did you send "him" (your niece) nude pics of you?!?!?
Musik_00 0
Yur Neice Reads FML! Haha! Now That Yu've Posted It, I'll Tell My Mom, (YOUR SISTER) Yu Did It.
onealhart54 0
tell your niece she could kill someone like that
emzmcgee 0
wtf? 12 year olds should not be allowed on this site...your parents would not approve! lol
emzmcgee 0
You know what? That's not love...you need to KNOW someone before you can say you love them.
americayay 0
Not to mention, she's a totaly ***** and sent her nudes to someone she didn't know.
xprettynbluex 0
Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard, you must be pretty desperate. But I promise you can find someone in the real world lol. kinda reminds me of my ex-boyfriend, meeting a girl online after me and them saying "I Love You" before even meeting. She turned out to be crazy so I got the last laugh on that one :D
fxdxhk90 0
You really are a massive idiot on so many levels. Still I wanna know why your niece wanted nude pics of you.
luvmuffin12 0
that's disgusting that ur niece asked for a nude picture of u
Lisa_Emily 0
Damn if ur that easy online u must be twice as loose irl GROSSSSS
leos1991 0
Sad get a life