Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I discovered that pictures really make a person look more attractive than they really are. Besides the downgrade in attraction, we got to spend the next two hours playing an awkward game of 20 questions. This from a guy that wanted nudes right away. So much for online charm. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
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riii 0
Uhh, you fell in love with someone over the internet in 5 hours? Thats pretty sad. You should also know that not everyone you talk to online is legit. You deserved that one.
bedspring_kiss54 0
YDI for sending nudes so quickly. You so should've known better... Pax / peace
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SheSheeeee 0
i'm sorry but can we say... loserrrrr LOL
lurve_hate 0
@uguysareidiots asshole. still yelling at a kid...
shelboo_fml 0
No one cares about your age. :S
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Hun, after 5 hours of talking to ANYONE, how could you truly be in love? Also, you were chatting with a complete stranger. Think about it for a second, what if it turned out to be some 40 year old fat guy pedophile/rapist living with his mom and NOT your niece? You really need to learn not to trade naked pics of yourself, too. If you're under the age of 18, it can be considered a child pornography and you could get arrested. I'd watch myself if I were you, OP.
jennee123 0
WOW your pretty pathetic!!!
Maxine17 8
Oh you silly little girl. 5 hours and you told him you loved "him"? Maybe you have issues. YDI
lurve_hate 0
Okay, I have something to admit. I am not yet 11 years old, I have not gotten my period yet. My friend who is 11 years old was saying all this stufff about this after i told her, I thought it was funny to put it on here, so i made an account. i wasnt going to write anything else but i saw what everyone was saying and responded according to what i thought Allie would say. I am 8 years old. I wont bother anyone again, ive learned my lesson SORRY EVERYONE
Flagband09 0
A lot of people in the world fail at life. who falls in love after five hours? who is dumb enough to send nude pics online, by phone or any other way? and what kind of eight year old goes on an ADULT blog website? tsk tsk tsk.....WOW
JakobKain 0
Nude pictures are always just SUCH a great idea to send people online. Seriously, get over it. It could have been someone with a popular website, your dad finds it or something... In other words, don't be a *****, and especially not an online one. Lol. PS. How can you fall in love in 5 hours when you can't see things such as their smile, how confident they are, etc? Sort of weird, lol
IWishSometimes 0
I'm 13, and sorry to say, but you are not in love. I hate it when people go out and say they love each other after like...a day. It's stupid.
melissa1983 0
Wow. You are a ******* idiot.