Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Top comments
LouisianaBob 9
You can't even take the time to simply have a conversation?
RochelleRedvines 8
You read jokes while video chatting?
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Comments (103)
ryggsekk 8
YoUr A BiTcH
Janelle561 0
Just text him what happened.
ankoku 2
Send him the joke, maybe it'll cheer him up.
hbhockey12 1
did anyone ever consider it was a funny joke that OP knew of and was sharing it with their brother? Telling someone a joke isn't such a horrible son you assholes. Plus the brother said it out of the blue so he's the one with bad timing for that. Even if they weren't reading it out loud sometimes people can run out of things to talk about briefly so shit happens. Sorry OP, I hope things work out for you.
MrsUresti 8
I totally get you joking with him my husband and his brothers are the same. I guess everyone has different relationships with their brothers so don't feel bad about that but do apologize to him that might make him feel better.
itaimumwiro 8
No shit
willyboy95 2
what was the joke?
hateevryone 15
why'd you laugh? obviously he was hurt.
Peaches37 3
You were bogus
KiddNYC1O 22
So embarrassing.