Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Dilbert principle
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I learned that the manager I switched jobs to escape 7 months ago will be my new boss. FML
Time wasted
Today, my new manager, who I have spent the last three months training, had a managers' meeting and now won't be returning. FML
Today, I had to do my assistant manager's job because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. I'd interviewed for this position but didn't get it because I'm "still too new for this position." FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Lowered expectations
Today, I was told that couldn’t become assistant manager of my job anymore. I already told my family I was going to be one, and they'd all said how proud of me they were. FML
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genki008 0
#1 ouch
HermonieGranger 0
Hope you were nice to him.
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Comments (27)
jvjanisse 0
My goal is to have the assistant be me.
dooblabox 0
Happens all the time.
AlexC_fml 0
sucks for you! lol
genki008 0
#1 ouch
npearson5290 4
thats hilarious, because i am in the same position as the assistant manager in this story. haha
thepunman 11
I think... I THINK... That you might be the one he is referring too
xXxFML 0
Wow that sucks
HermonieGranger 0
Hope you were nice to him.
Purplefluff 6
Yeah if op was a douche he s gonna have a bad time
ang93 0
what's the big deal..?
iloveTheMiz 0
Hope you were nice to your assistant!
awkward_turtles 1
wow 2 years ago and ppl care so much there r 9 (well now 10) comments. the point of this site is to entertain ppl, not to complain about something no one cares about. so good job, u officially fail at life. (lol that was an exaggeration...but still, it's kinda true)