Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
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Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
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poorkitten 15
" today I was minding my own business in a public washroom when a used tampon rolled into my stall. FML"
GlennGuagmire 20
Run away
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Comments (32)
r83839 22
How would it roll if it were used? New ones roll because they're firm and cylindrical. Used ones flop because they're basically soaking wet cotton balls on string.
nykkilynn16 7
I think perhaps she meant the applicator that had just been inserted into her body.
Bearsmomma 30
I assumed ALL women wrapped them in toilet paper. It could "roll" in that situation. Not far, but still. I doubt OP meant it actually took a trip but rather tumbled a bit over to the next stall area.
Sarah_Mow 9
It didn't have a lot on it (thank god!) so it indeed rolled only just under the wall of the stall next to me
Kira1965 23
What a bloody nightmare!
SteveDudleyUK 10
I bet he was surprised!
Spongegar123 19
Hahaha.
914smv 18
akward.....
RavenousRiley 2
A sanitary bin? You mean...garbage can?
paraxparaxnoia 10
Same thing, different wording. Maybe the op is British.
Rainbow_Rhinos 23
In Australia at least, we have special bins inside toilet stalls that are literally labelled "sanitary bin". It's not a garbage can because it's specifically for tampons and incontinence products.
Sarah_Mow 9
This is true, and I'm from Australia.
Tamiaxoxo00 14
People call it that in the us too.
Tamiaxoxo00 14
*US
UrOnMyNerves1345 4
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