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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

pratikp03 22

Your kid is awesome

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Comments (320)

Callmeseansaur 9

At least your son is on your side :) Also, holding your four month old son seems pretty normal to me.

VynaVail 12

Sounds like its more of a f his wife's life.

King_Nero 15

You should be proud of your baby. They deserved it for making mean comments about a baby.

StarDust5921 16

Aaaw good boy! Haha! Serves them right!

kuso_fml 8

That kid is going places.

HylianTwilight 21

At least the giggle was cute...

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Spoiling your son by carrying him around? WTF?

MissCuteStack 12

Why be upset? Your baby is awesome!

conway_trussell 3

You didn't deserve your kid vomiting on the people behind you, they deserved what they got.

UmmOkThen 31

That's awesome!!