Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
seemetrot_fml
Miss Halifax, Canada 33 years-old In a relationship
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Mississauga, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Good to know
Today, I went on Facebook. The third post down was a selfie of my mom looking sad, with the caption, "God I need a good dicking." FML
WhiteCaribbean
Castries, Saint Lucia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
youonlyneed2squares
Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate says to me: "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML