Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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ZomBgal 12
I don't see how this is an FML for you, but it's funny. That couple deserved it, they should keep remarks like that to themselves.
sunnyray812 42
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He's four years old! Are they expecting you to make him walk?
gshocker20 21
He's four MONTHS old, so their comment was even worse.
sunnyray812 42
Oh, god! I put years instead of months! Sorry, folks.
meepingoreos 6
You can walk at four years old… the baby was four MONTHS old.
sunnyray812 42
#73 I know a child can walk at four years. I just accidentally typed years instead of months. It was an honest mistake.
tygerarmy 35
I originally misread the FML as four years, and while a 4 YEAR old can walk they get really tired after a long strenuous day, so even if it had been a four year old the older couple would've been wrong.
sunnyray812 42
#135 That is also true. And holding a child is not spoiling.
barfcannon 24
People who give unsolicited parenting advice deserve to get baby puke on them.
sunnyray812 42
Your username fits this situation.
skittyskatbrat 19
Hope you told them that you'd apologize, but you didn't want to spoil them.
people_annoy_me 23
Yes
big_red_05 4
I agree w/
loathingloser 14
I like him already
TheNewGuy03 29
A thoroughly appropriate response by the kid. I realize that we Americans have the freedom of speech or what have you, but every now and then, people should bite their tongues and shut their ***** up.
BritSkits 22
Couth? They have next to none. Tact? Even less.
Goblin182 27
I accidently hit You Deserve It. I meant to hit They Deserve It. They should mind their own business. Hope you high fived your son.
howsthisforaname 34
Awesome timing. They were proberley from the stick your baby in a pram and leave them outside school of parenting.
big_red_05 4
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last attempt didn't post. it's not spoiling 2 carry a 4 mth old OP, did they expect him 2 walk? would a stroller have been over-doing it?