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Pandamomma Dunn, United States

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

Your kid is awesome

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The kid's picking up fast :)

best kid ever?

piemanfood 19

Best baby ever

I'm ******** it's a ******* baby

that is beautiful

Hahaha he's got your back

certified savage

I have no experience but I'm pretty sure a ******* 4 month old can't even crawl... Inconsiderate assholes. They're everywhere.