Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Pandamomma
Dunn, United States
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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brainymes 30
Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!
pratikp03 22
Your kid is awesome
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Tripitaka 21
The kid's picking up fast :)
raw4life 10
best kid ever?
piemanfood 19
Best baby ever
carcinoid 17
I'm ******** it's a ******* baby
mulan1 8
that is beautiful
imhope 23
Hahaha he's got your back
Athiest200010 2
certified savage
InsanityShard 23
I have no experience but I'm pretty sure a ******* 4 month old can't even crawl... Inconsiderate assholes. They're everywhere.