Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after two years of dating. So far this year, I sprained my wrist, my dog died, my best friend of 6 years ended our friendship, I was diagnosed with PMDD, my cat died, I had an ovarian cyst rupture, and I got turned down for every job I applied for. Only 7 more months to go… FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, after a shitty year in which I got pregnant, a miscarriage happened, then my boyfriend turned into more of asshole, which I thought it was part of the miscarriage so I stayed with him, but he kept blaming me so I broke up with him. FML
Today, after seven months of job-searching, I got another rejection. This is after a breakup, a job loss, the deaths of my grandfather and best friend, tax issues, 3 years of dealing with a severe phobia, family issues, and a pandemic. Plus, now I can't buy the flat I fell in love with. Someone up there hates me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, I turned twenty two. Three days ago I was fired. Two days ago I failed a midterm. Yesterday my boyfriend and I broke up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, and for the past year, I’ve been losing a custody battle with my ex, I got put on medication that makes me feel dead, and I just found out my current boyfriend, who I’ve been dating for 3 years, has been cheating for months with girls I told him I didn’t have a good feeling about. FML
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cuz803 46
I'm sorry for all of that. A complete tragedy. Things will turn up for you again. You're tough to still be here after enduring so much pain. Don't let this world keep you on your knees, and the sun shall shine on you again.
dowhyc 1
I'm sooo sorry and I have PMDD it truly sucks.. meds and therapy have saved me
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dowhyc 1
I'm sooo sorry and I have PMDD it truly sucks.. meds and therapy have saved me
bleachedraven 14
Maybe you've gotten your share of bad luck overwith 🤣
cuz803 46
I'm sorry for all of that. A complete tragedy. Things will turn up for you again. You're tough to still be here after enduring so much pain. Don't let this world keep you on your knees, and the sun shall shine on you again.
mando 10
karma biting you?
TwoBytesCarley 27
Oh man, that sounds like an insanely tough few months. I’m sorry that you are having to endure the losses of pets and friendships at the same time as having to deal with major health issues. Just know that you will be stronger for going through all of this and This Too Shall Pass.