Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bradford, United Kingdom
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
brokenkneechick
United States
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
meantowheels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
william
United States
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
My hip hurts
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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Gloria_GDA 0
I would hit and run then hit you again cuz that would be ******* hilarious.
gpd_deputy_1 6
Was his name Joe Swanson? Yeah, he has anger issues...
TheSchizoPsycho 5
Question: How the **** don't you see a person in a wheelchair coming at you? OP, you suck
ravenxcorvinus 9
was it a hoveround? if so, looks like he took that "go, go, go in my hoveround" slogan very seriously..
scarletteletters 0
Aww that sucks :( did he apologize?
Raheemdplayer 7
pmsl I can't breathe
chriswilds 3
Damn was that YOU, my bad!!!
HomeAl0ne 20
Bloody Stephen Hawking, thinks he owns the world.
MilliIshAwesome 0
Seeing that this person cannot run, shut up
linnie_wesker 20
YDI because that's hilarious, sorry... but FYL because *some* disabled people just act so entitled to everything & it irritates the shit out of me. I remember in high school there was a kid in a motorized wheelchair and people literally had to JUMP out of his way because he would just fly by and expect everyone to move for him.