Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bradford, United Kingdom
Today, I got run over. Not by a car, but by a lady in a wheelchair. Am I really that invisible? FML
Anonymous
Poole, United Kingdom
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
Anonymous
United States
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
brokenkneechick
United States
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
meantowheels
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
drew
United States
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
william
United States
Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML
My hip hurts
Sorry!
Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
He wanted you to join the chair committee
Ddevon 4
don't blame him, disabled people need to have fun also.
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dreamering 16
Watch out for turtles next time.
wicked11 4
Is your name Paul Blart by any chance?
McNaughty369 0
Yeah this was me that got ran over, I was at work at the Veterans Hospital and I dropped my notebook. He has one of the motorized wheelchairs that are silent. As I stood up he just came into me. He said that's what I got for being a young guy. I found out he was a dementia patient that escaped.
mj_ok 9
Lol, if I saw that I would laugh, but if that happened to me it would suck ass.
qhostred 0
You just didn't do the state farm chant fast enough to get you out of there
drloves69 4
Let me get these jokes out Move your arms like your wheel chair stuntin' Thats what you get for being a blood in a crip terreritory Evil wheelnivel
illmatic2 16
That must have wheely hurt.
CiaranPM 0
That's a win.
chessypie 0
Thats so sexy
THE_A_TEEN 28
I think that this disabled guy used his right's and abused them to do whatever he wants.